Meh.

happiest:

People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

rnints:

this isnt a humor blog its more of a cry for help

(出典: lizthefangirl)

gaytectives:

does anyone even understand why this website is so addictive?

it’s just pictures

and gay

and pain

(出典: gaytectivesinactive)

queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

(出典: deucebasket)

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

image

IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

unatract:

zay4ik:

why is it so small

it’s a baby

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

atlasalpha:

suddenly realizing your friend sent you a message hours ago and you’ve just been accidentally ignoring them the entire time

image

(出典: piglii)

bachofficial:

seeing someone from school in public

image

(出典: bachofficial)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(出典: brunts)

nekomarie:

kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

LOL

(出典: shownofur.com)

pimpbellamy:

what year is it again