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singthiscorrosion:

I’M CRYING

svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

where the heck did my stylus go

— any DS user (via xnewleafx)

vladimirnootin:

It’s a superwholock post.

fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

hi:

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I’ve been watching horror movies on Netflix non stop the last 2 days so I keep getting scared by every single little thing omg

wow i have the best roommate

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update: it was just my pet hedgehog eating cheerios

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

screamingcrawfish:

burnie: what is the amount of time when you’re dating someone where you can fart in front of them? what’s first? is fart first or is “i love you” first?
gus: probably the fart.
burnie: really? fart comes before “i love you?”
gus: yeah. everyone farts, not everyone loves you.

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

planetary-gogo:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

ruinedbabe:

Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead

modestdemidov:

why do you care if people have tattoos and piercings or if people don’t wanna shave their legs or who people wanna fuck with

literally why do you care what someone else does with their own body if they’re not hurting anyone

it doesn’t affect you and there are a lot better things for you to actually give a fuck about

y’all got to work on your fucks budget, spend your fucks more wisely

ration all y’alls fucks